Aggrieved Pansy

If the First Amendment fails, we have a Second one.

I’m sticking with the pen for now;

I have a line of magnetic bumper stickers, tags, and hats that ridicule Aggrieved Pansies mercilessly. Laugh at them. Point at them and roll on the floor.

We witness the result of a few months of Aggrieved Pansies in power — is this Government by Bigoted Dumbfuckery? Or is this Organized Crime by Lawless Assholery? Either way, Lincoln’s words —

” . . . that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the morons, by the imbeciles, and for the idiots, shall not perish from the earth.”

— ring hollow today. My apologies to President Lincoln, who, if he witnessed today’s bullshit counterfeit version of the Union he pulled back from the abyss, likely would have approved my changes to the speech he made in the aftermath of the Battle of Gettysburg.

The term “Aggrieved Pansy” was inspired by the behavior of the Führer, imean, the Speaker of the Tennessee State House of Representatives’ act of getting two young men thrown out of the Tennessee House office (temporarily).

Aggrieved Pansies insist that they are the “true” Americans, the ones who wrap their swastikas on a cross with OUR Flag and pretend that those of us Ordinary Americans who stand up for basic human decency and American Values and Ideals are somehow anti-American.

This toxic mix of misogyny, racism, antisemitism, limited reading comprehension skills, and the inability to think critically beyond their pre-conceived notions, biases, and prejudices among these folks reveals an insecure grip on their own masculinity and sexuality that they project on the rest of us as a psychological defense mechanism.

Fuck them. Ridicule them.

Ridicule these Pearl Clutchin’ an’ a’Cowerin’ Behind a Trigger Aggrieved Pansies for their worship of their Messiah, that 34-time convicted Bullshit-Spewing-Self-Dealing Utterly Corrupt Petulant Paedophilic Pants-Shitting Incorrigible 5 year-old Brat, that Most Aggrieved Pansy of All Aggrieved Pansies, our Criminal-in-Chief Dicktater Donnie Dump.

The Führer, um, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Rep. Micro Johson (Aggrieved Pansy-LA), is trying to hide the Epstein Files in the same way the Dicktater is screwing over America the same way he played hide the salami with underaged girls.

They are not Republican — these pansyboys are 19th Century unReconstructed Democrats posing (badly) as Republican, a heritage they will always deny. Lincoln would recognize them as the heirs of the same Confederate traitors he fought against, as the exact opposite of what Republicans once stood for. They are, indeed, the Aggrieved Pansy Party, and they brought their Confederate flags and statues — and the KKK — with them. Who else would hang a portrait of traitor-by-Constitutional-definition General Robert E. Lee in the United States Military Academy, the very institution he betrayed?

The Pro-Crime, Pro-Con(man) Pearl Clutchin’ an” a’Cowerin’ Behind a Trigger Aggrieved Pansy Party rehired the same turd who drunkenly ran our ship of state aground his first term.

The Dicktater has decreed that the geographical feature that creates our Third Coast, which has borne the name it has had for centuries, Āltepētl īcān in Tōnatiuh (Sea of the Spirits — oops, that was one its Aztec names) imean the Gulf of Mexico, should have a new name, and the sheep in his flock started baaing away in approval.

In Honor of those who think renaming this body of water might be a good idea, lets rename it after the Messiah of all Alpha Aggrieved Pansies, the Most Aggrieved Pansy of All Aggrieved Pansies,

The GULF OF AGGRIEVED PANSIES.

I made a few hats — cotton twill with velcro sizer.

In the meantime, we have the proverbial feds rappelling from helicopters onto apartment buildings and a DEI program for former

STASI East German Secret Police, masked thugs kidnapping brown-skinned people they claim are thugs.

This is not America.

How come a once-respectable party that claimed to be for Law and Order burst out of its Closet a’cowerin’ behind a trigger while riding a Psychedelic Rainbow Unicorn