“Pearl Clutchin’ An’ A’Cowerin'” 10″ x 3″ Car Magnet Bumper Sticker

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Fear in The Land of the Free and The Home of the Brave.

Imagine that.

Imagine living in a world where you are constantly frightened of others around you, so frightened that you feel you need to carry a weapon in an attempt to hide your fear. 

Imagine being frightened that a person dressed in drag reading to your child might foster and inspire in your child a life-long love of reading, allowing them to go far in school. 

Imagine being scared sh*tless over Americans learning our actual history, warts and all, and how over time ordinary Americans have changed ourselves to be better, which threatens you.

C’mon now, Americans are not afraid of each other. 

There is nothing that we cannot do together as Americans, except for Aggrieved Pansies who project their own perversions onto the rest of us.

Pearl Clutchin’, an A’Cowerin’ Behind a Trigger Aggrieved Pansy.

It fits.


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